From Augusta/Evans/Martinez

Travel east on I-20. In South Carolina, take exit 5 and turn right onto Edgefield Road then turn left on Ascauga Lake Road. The address is 1660 Ascauga Lake Road. It will be on your left shortly after crossing I-520.

From North Augusta

Travel north on Edgefield Road. Before crossing I-20, turn right onto Ascauga Lake Road. The address is 1660 Ascauga Lake Road. It will be on your left shortly after crossing I-520.

From Aiken/Graniteville

Take US-78 W. Shortly after Aiken Technical College, turn right on Sudlow Lake Road. At Ascauga Lake Road, turn left. The address is 1660 Ascauga Lake Road. It will be on your right shortly before crossing I-520.

From the direction of Columbia

Take I-20 W. Take exit 6 (I-520W towards Augusta). Depart 520 via exit 22 and continue to Edgefield Road. Turn right on Edgefield Road then turn right again on Ascauga Lake Road. The address is 1660 Ascauga Lake Road. It will be on your left shortly after crossing back over I-520.

From Edgefield

Take Sweetwater Road going south. Turn right onto SC-121 S (Edgefield Road). Shortly after crossing I-20, turn left onto Ascauga Lake Road. The address is 1660 Ascauga Lake Road. It will be on your left shortly after crossing I-520.

Born in 1592 in the Highlands of Scotland, there could only be one Robert Royer.

He was shipped off to work on his Uncle Owen's farm on Tattoine at the age of 13, beginning his 5-year stint as a nerf-herder.  Eventually, he decided to move on to bigger and better things.

The assassination of King Henry IV of France in 1610 appeared to offer some possibilities, but the crown was claimed by Louis XIII later that year.  It appeared that his coronation came only after he successfully calculated the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

And so the young man ended up drifting around Europe as a hired sword for the next couple of centuries, until he grew tired of the bloodshed and settled down in Paris, a thriving center of art and culture.  It is thought by many that he may be single-handedly responsible for the origin of the Bohemian movement so popular in Paris in the mid-1800's.

Eventually, life in Paris began top bore him, and Robert emigrated to the New World, where he worked a variety of odd jobs to make ends meet.  This included everything from wrestling as the luchador "Mil Mascaras" ("Man of a Thousand Masks") to a travelling vampire hunter...

Eventually, he met his future wife Krystal while working as a roadie for the rock-band Metallica.

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